Joe Rogan Believes in UFO's watch Video

Uncensored Video Transcript: You believe in UFO's yeah oh my god really yeah yeah see I believe in there's other other life-forms out there I don't think they're coming here they might the thing they might what why not think it but just because here's here's one thing I do believe most people are full shit you know it comes to like most of their stories like it's it's hard to find a person that could just tell you what happened based on what they really remember people want to jazz things up and they want to add salt and pepper yeah they have sex with men that don't they don't necessarily tell you the
truth they tell you what they think is gonna be an engaging story that kind of represents the truth maybe especially when it's a weird thing like you saw something in the sky what did you really
see how long did you look at it for how many seconds was it well I mean here's the problem I have with UFOs and I believe there are UFOs but I don't think that because that means they're Tech
first of all if they're coming here that means their technology is far way more advanced than ours
right so why would they care if people saw them they would show up if I was an alien and I was that far ahead of us I would lay in that bitch right in the middle of Times Square and be like what
we require why would you do that but why wouldn't I why am i hiding in fields where nobody can see us are you aware of how we treat un-contacted tribes yes to a point but the point but what I'm saying is if you're that power advanced they know if they're coming here they know they're way smarter than that's right because they've traveled here right and we don't even know other from
far distances we can't even imagine and they're here they don't have to hide it's just like they do it because they have to hide or do you think maybe they do it because we can't handle it because
we can't handle it why would they care if we could handle it or not because here's the problem whenever any civilization has ever encountered a civilization far superior to them the results have always been catastrophic every single time every time Europeans have invaded North America
every time the Spanish visited the Mexicans every time that this has happened it's been a disaster and this is human beings if there was something that came down here from another planet it was so unbelievably sophisticated that it could travel through vast distances in space and had insurmountable impossible technology that we would look to it for all of our answers it would become our new daddy it would completely disrupt all of our governments it would disrupt all of our religions it would disrupt every single belief system we have and people would fall apart they wouldn't know what to do
psychologically it would be devastating look I'm not a doctor a psychologist but I know most people would not be able to handle it I understand that but why would they care because that's my whole
point because why would they care about because it would be affecting our culture it wouldn't care but why wouldn't they care but why would I care we care about animals bro there's a reason we have wildlife protection agencies we have that because we care about animals and animals don't even
know we're a thing if you're a deer living in the forest and you're two years old you might not have ever even seen a person you don't even know what the fuck we are but we're trying to keep those deer alive we spend billions of dollars every year protecting them we do that because we care about wildlife if we cared about a rare monkey that we found in Indonesia in the course of strange monkey we would do whatever we could to make sure that monkey's populations thrived if there was a way
to help them I mean that's one of the reasons why zoos exist they take rare animals they try to breed them in captivity and but we're also sharing the same earth well then maybe they look at the universe that way and okay nuclear civilizations like our civilization I mean our civilization is a very dangerous one because we're we're a bunch of semi hairless monkeys with nuclear weapons
I mean we're fucking nuts bro oh yeah we're obsessed with sex we jack off to our phones where we're taking pills to keep our dick hard we're all on speed this these are we're at and we lie we lie about shit we lie about things that people did to us we pretend people think did worse things we pretend that we
didn't do things to people we lie about stealing we lie about money we lie about all kinds of things I mean people are so so you're you're thinking aliens are thinking about all that before they come down of course they would why wouldn't why wouldn't I guess I'm coming from a human point of view where we don't give a shit about anything there's a thing that's not true we do give a shit about things
that's why when you go to the Galapagos Islands you're not allowed to take your shoes you walked around Los Angeles and walk around the Galapagos Island because people have done that and they've gotten seeds from their shoes stuck in the sand over there in the ground over there and then new plants grow that are invasive species that we're worried about ecosystems that we really account that's
why humans that's where we're worried about invasive species.